The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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