Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
