Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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