fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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