I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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