In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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