You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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