Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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