You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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