My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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