I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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