my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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