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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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