All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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