Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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