Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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