this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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