I'm lost and stupid without you.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
why is half of my head shaved?
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