he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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