we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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