I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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