I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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