I have demons in me.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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