People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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