plz talk dirty to me
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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