Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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