He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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