somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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