Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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