help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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