But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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