508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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