It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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