Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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