a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
