their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I got inside last night via doggy door
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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