either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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