i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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