It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Found your dick twin last night
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Randomize
