I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Randomize
