It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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