"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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