I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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