we're making bets on your personal life
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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