i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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