How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
