lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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