You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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