can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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