Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I was not drunk enough for that final.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize
