READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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