i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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