im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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