So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
