My hand turned me down
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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